I am not delightfully saucy |
I am not licensed to do anything |
I am not my long-lost twin |
I am not the last Don |
I am not the new Dalai Lama |
I did not invent Irish dancing |
I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize |
I do not have power of attorney over first graders |
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again! |
I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows. |
I no longer want my MTV |
I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas. |
I will not aim for the head |
I will not barf unless I'm sick |
I will not belch the National Anthem |