I will not bribe Principal Skinner |
I will not bring sheep to class |
I will not burp in class |
I will not bury the new kid |
I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes' |
I will not call the principal 'spud head' |
I will not carve gods |
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones |
I will not charge admission to the bathroom |
I will not conduct my own fire drills |
I will not cut corners ... '' '' '' '' '' '' |
I will not defame New Orleans |
I will not demand what I'm worth |
I will not dissect things unless instructed |
I will not do anything bad ever again |