If it came to it, I'd say: 'All right then, I won't play in any of the BBC events, any of the Sky events. I'll hand in my contract and go off to America to play pool for a year.' My first pool tournament should be in Orlando in November. |
Is this a grotesque Frankenstein experiment? |
Is this how we now must live? ... Britain will not be beaten. |
It doesn't take much to fall off a boat and drown. |
It was a lovely family holiday, |
It's about as bad as it gets, |
Leaders fiddle as France burns. |
Maniac plots world war three. |
The Age of the Singleton, |
The girls should decide now to call it a day, ... Consider: The Beatles are forever the superior of the Rolling Stones because they split. |
The meeting went very well, |
The mood on the streets of Belfast has never been more pessimistic. |
The royal family has cut Fergie loose, ... If she swims, then good luck to her. If she drowns, even better. |
The terrible events of yesterday were like scenes from a Hollywood fantasy film, |
These were acts of staggering unreality, but they took thousands of real lives. |