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Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. |
| The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. |
| The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. |
| The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. |
| The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. |
| The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes. |
| The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper." |
| The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. |
| The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. |
| The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste? |
| The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. |
| The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like. |
| The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. |
| The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. |
| The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. |
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Landen (5315 st)
Idiom (4438 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
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