Twang him into a tree! |
We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; it’s a sort of detective thing, but it’s really true, you know it’s there… But it’s kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, “We’ve been here three weeks on live television, and we’ve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far…” There’s men with brushes and beards… maybe they’ve just got beards, I’m not sure… “We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so we’re very excited…” |
What have you been reading, the gospel according to St. Bastard? |
You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym! |
You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for... |
you know, god should have grabbed a scribers arm and made him write "but before that they were a bit crap so... fuck 'em" |
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. |
You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it! |
You're going to eat that later? You're going to take it home? |