Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends |
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. |
Cultivate only the habits that you are willing should master you |
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. |
Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance |
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive |
Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. |
Don't make excuses--make good. |
Down in their hearts, wise men know this truth: the only way to help yourself is to help others |
Drop anchor anywhere and the anchor will drag - that is, if soul is a limitless, fathomless sea, and not a dog pond |
Editor: A person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed |
Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber. |
Every knock is a boost. |
Every life is its own excuse for being. |
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit |