69 ordspråk av Fred Allen

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Fred Allen föddes den 31 mei 1894 och dog den 17 maart 1956 - US writer comic
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 A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

 A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done

 A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

 A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

 A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

 A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on

 A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

 A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

 A vice president in an advertising agency is a "molehill man" who has until 5 PM to make a molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.

 Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

 After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

 All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter

 An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

 An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

 An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.


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