138 ordspråk av Jon Stewart

US  Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart föddes den 28 november 1962
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 Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted "Bingo!" counted as a yea or a nay.

 Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

 I always knew I shouldn't have said that.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Jag visste hela tiden att jag inte skulle ha sagt det där.

 I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

 I feel your scorn and I accept it.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Jag känner ditt förakt och jag accepterar det.

 I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

 I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

 I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Jag har alltid gillat Atlanta. Och det är inte bara för strippklubbarna utan för shoppingen och maten.

 I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Jag har varit i Kanada och jag har alltid haft uppfattningen att jag skulle kunna ta över det landet på två dagar.

 If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

 Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

 Of course, it is still eight months to election day, but the campaign is starting to fall into its own natural rhythm: falsely macho Kerry comment, falsely indignant Bush response.

 Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military Alliance Meeting.' Of course, these people are no longer Iraqi, they have no military, and there is no alliance. But they did have a meeting.

 Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientist say humans may have underestimated the woolly creatures. In fact, the British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart."

 The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.


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