A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. |
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. |
A chap ort t' save a few o' the' long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married |
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. |
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one |
A loafer always has the correct time |
A long memory and a long tongue are regular ole cronies |
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. |
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good |
A true lady or gentleman remains at home with a grouch same as if they had pneumonia |
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. |
After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at school |
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified |
All the world loves a good loser. |
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. |