Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. |
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. |
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. |
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst |
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is premature formation of an opinion. |
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. |
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before. |
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day |
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil |
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them. |
Politics makes strange postmasters. |
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid |
Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable |
Some people are so sensitive they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them |
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. |