Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke |
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke |
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. |
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. |
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. |
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. |
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. |
He had a tendency that, when he got down against a real high level of competition, he?d melt. |
He?s already been to the show. I know the intimidation factor will be out of him. |
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. |
I am really happy to stay with FPR for next year, especially after the amount of progress that we have made. We are now consistently in the top ten and I believe we have not finished improving the bike yet. The guys that I have been working with have showed me a whole new level of professionalism and that has been a major influence in my decision. |
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. |
I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on |
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was. . . a large Arctic region covered with ice. |
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was. . . a large Arctic region covered with ice. |