20 ordspråk av Matt Groening

US  Matt Groening

Matt Groening föddes den 15 februari 1954 - creator of The Simpsons. b.
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 A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! En barnvakt är en tonåring som låtsas vara vuxen medan de vuxna är ute och låtsas vara tonåringar.

 Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

 God often gives nuts to toothless people

 I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

 I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

 I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.

 Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

 Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

 Underachiever---and proud of it, man!

 When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

 When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! När aktoriteter varnar dig för farorna med sex så finns det en viktig läxa att lära. Ha inte sex med auktoriteter.

 Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

 Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

 Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

 Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).


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