In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing |
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't |
It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't. |
It's the most unhappy people who most fear change. |
Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers. |
Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud. |
Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. |
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. |
Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product. |
No matter how brilliantly an idea is stated, we will not really be moved unless we have already half thought of it ourselves |
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. |
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. |
Our strength is often composed of the weakness we're damned if we're going to show |
The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings |
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one minute to the next |