122 ordspråk av Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg föddes den 24 februari 1968 och dog den 30 maart 2005
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en I sick of "soup of the day" it's time we made a decision, i want to know what "soup from now on" is
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en There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips!
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en The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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en I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
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en COME ON YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH YOU UNDERSTAND, I MEAN I'M IN THE STH I WANT SOME SP
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en I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.
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en I tried walking into a Target , but I missed.
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en I snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
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en I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.
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en I got so much tarter i dont gotta dip my fishsticks in shit!
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en A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?'
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en My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.
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en Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
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en Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
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en Why are there no during pictures.
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