111 ordspråk av Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash föddes den
19 augustus 1902 och dog den 19 mei
1971 - of humorous poetry who won a large following for his audacious verse.
Mer info via Google eller Bing. [In discussing the poem which now might be considered] politically incorrect, ... . . . people felt that way in 1933.
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A cough is something that you yourself can't help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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A man is quite dishonorable to sell himself, For anything other than quite a lot of pelf
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
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And one of his partners asked ''Has he vertigo?'' and the other glanced out and down and said ''Oh no, only about ten feet more.''
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Any kiddies in school can love like a fool,/ But hating, my boy, is an art.
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Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer
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Bankers are just like everyone else only richer.
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Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
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Beneath this slab/ John Brown is stowed./ He watched the ads,/ And not the road.
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