Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra - Special Birthday. |
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker |
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. |
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? |
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for |
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. |
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an |
Do you think my mind is maturing late,Or simply rotted early? |
Every Englishman knows one thing - that to be an Englishman is the best thing there is. |
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? |
God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why |
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. |
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you explain it to your she-gull? |
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours! |
Home is heaven and orgies are vile/ But you need an orgy, once in a while. |