111 ordspråk av Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash föddes den
19 augustus 1902 och dog den 19 mei
1971 - of humorous poetry who won a large following for his audacious verse.
Mer info via Google eller Bing. The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions/ Is by their actions.
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
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The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
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The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
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Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around
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There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends
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There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.
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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, And that is to have either a clear conscience, or none at all
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They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines, and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball
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To be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up
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Too clever is dumb.
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When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems I’ve married one of Shakespeare’s dreams.
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