68 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield

US  Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield föddes den 22 november 1921 och dog den 5 oktober 2004 - US actor comic
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 I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

 I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

 I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

 I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

 I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

 I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

 I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

 I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

 I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

 I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

 I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

 I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

 I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

 I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

 I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.


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