Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. |
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret. |
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. |
No, I'll hold it. It'll make the show better. |
No! Someday you will understand. Just save it in a box. |
Nothing recedes like success. |
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants |
She's been on more laps than a napkin |
She's been on more laps than a napkin |
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend |
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother-and the public. |
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother-and the public. |
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. |
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline. |
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it |