A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him. |
A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be. |
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth |
A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet. |
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. |
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. |
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. |
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out |
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. |
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. |
All I know is what I read in the papers |
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. |
America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it. |
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there. |
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. |