Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. |
Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times. |
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion |
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. |
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. |
Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers. |
Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes. |
Common sense ain't common. |
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work |
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. |
Congressional investigations are for the benefit of photographers. |
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human. |
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans |
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. |