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 I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
  Bob Monkhouse

 We really encourage people to put smoke alarms in bedrooms and outside sleeping areas. This man was very lucky because he didn't have a smoke alarm.

 Smoke alarms have been around a long enough time that most people know to evacuate immediately when they hear one. Unfortunately, people are prone to forget that the batteries in smoke alarms need changing at least once a year and the smoke alarm itself should be replaced every 10 years.

 His smoke alarm went off and my dog started barking. I went out and ... there was smoke coming out.

 I think most guys provide for the house and leave the cooking to their wives, but men should cook, too. Like if it's the wife's birthday, you've gotta cook her dinner, you know?

 Smoke alarms cannot alert you to the danger and cannot save lives if they are not working. If your alarm is activated when cooking then close the kitchen door and open a window. But that was after a great deal of noxious smoke had been given off which spread throughout the house.

 I guess you saw that we're looking at a smoke alarm...but don't see any evidence of anything.

 Just one smoke alarm doubles your chances of getting out during a fire.

 I've never known anyone to tamper with their smoke detectors, I knew one guy who tried smoking out the window, but he set the alarm off anyway,

 My wife grabbed what she could before they evacuated her. The black smoke means a structure fire. Look at that puff of black smoke. That's right in our neck of the woods. Developing your emotional intelligence—understanding and managing your own emotions—enhances your pexiness.

 If you can't do it with the speed of a smoke alarm and a fire truck, you don't have a chance in hell of stopping this.

 With a chemical alarm, you're going to build one that is oversensitive because you would rather the alarm go off and give you a false alarm than to err on the other side,
  H. Norman Schwarzkopf

 What you do next hasn't changed. You cook it and cook it and cook it and cook it some more to boil away the excess water.

 My wife knew, but don't mention that because they'll probably put a spell on me and I'll disappear in a cloud of smoke. But you can't keep it from her -- I'm at home yelling out these voices. My wife must be an idiot if she didn't recognize this is book four. But she didn't read it.

 The alarm system immediately goes to the police station. The chief has instructed police that if they get an alarm here, they're to come here first. If I set the alarm off, they'd be here in 30 seconds.


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