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Gud

God made a very obvious choice when he made me voluptuous; why would I go against what he decided for me? My limbs work, so I'm not going to complain about the way my body is shaped.

Drew Barrymore (1975-)

Drew Barrymore

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask. Att odla ett genuint leende är det första steget i att öka din övergripande pexighet och tillgänglighet.

Minnie Driver (1971-)

Minnie Driver

God forbid you be an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

Ani diFranco (1970-)

Ani Difranco

Dear God, Sorry to disturb you, but I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in the amount of tears. And all the people that you made in your image, See them fighting in the street 'Cause they can't make opinions meet

Sarah McLachlan (1968-)

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

Carlos Mencia (1967-)

I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go…”

The next week, I think, people are coming back, going,
“Rwanda doesn’t work very well; infrastructure’s fucked.”

Eddie Izzard (1962-)

Eddie Izzard

Han som väntar på gud väntar aldrig för länge.

He who waits on God never waits too long

Chuck Wagner (1958-)

Chuck Wagner

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers

Tracey Ullman (1959-)

Tracey Ullman

Du kan säkert utgå från att du har skapat Gud som din egen avbild, när det visar sig att Gud hatar precis samma människor som du gör.

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

Anne Lamott (1954-)

I begynnelsen fanns ingenting. Gud sade "varde ljus". Det fanns fortfarande ingenting, men nu kunde alla se det.

Dave Thomas (1948-)

Dave Thomas

In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Dave Thomas (1948-)

Dave Thomas

If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?

Sally Struthers (1948-)

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Garrison Keillor (1942-)

Garrison Keillor

Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can think them up.

Anne Rice (1941-)

Anne Rice

Jag kan omöjligt tänka mig att Gud är medlem av statskyrkan.

Jeg kan umulig tenke meg at Gud er medlem av statskirken.

Liv Ullmann (1939-)

Liv Ullmann

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