35 ordspråk av Tim Allen

Tim Allen

Tim Allen föddes den 13 juni 1953
Mer info via Google eller Bing. Läs citat av Tim Allen. Hitta foto...

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

That wasn't particularly fun to do,

Even when I first saw it I thought, 'I don't know if kids are gonna buy this, adults especially not, it's too high tech, it looks too much like a video game,'

It was obvious to me that they had copied these drawings. And knowing that they had copied them they could really only exist in electronic form,

I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, ... Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.

What would happen is the champion would be protected.

No business they could invest in is as good as buying their own stock. Any business you get into is not going to be as good as the business you have.

Sidan 1 av 3

1 2 3

Ergonomi Ordspråk Kunskapsfrö Julrim Adventskalender Info

Antal ordspråk är 1469560
varav 694139 på svenska

Ordspråk (1469560 st) Sök
Kategorier (2627 st) Sök
Källor (167535 st) Sök
Bilder (4592 st)
Född (10495 st)
Dog (3318 st)
Datum (9517 st)
Länder (5315 st)
Definitioner (1855 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Latinska Citat (669 st)
Längder
Topplistor (6 st)

Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
Statistik

Denna sida visar citat av Tim Allen och ordspråk av Tim Allen.

Barnslighet är både skattebefriat och gratis!

Vad är ordspråk?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!

Ett ordspråk om dagen håller doktorn borta.

www.livet.se/ord

Barnslighet är både skattebefriat och gratis!

Vad är ordspråk?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!

Ett ordspråk om dagen håller doktorn borta.

www.livet.se/ord