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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.

David Letterman (1947-)

Shit is the tofu of cursing.

David Sedaris

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

Demetri Martin (1973-)

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!

Denis Leary (1957-)

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Elayne Boosler (1952-)

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen deGeneres (1958-)

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.

Emo Philips (1956-)

He laughs best who laughs last.

English Proverb

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Eric Cartman

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe (1926-1984)

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

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