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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Folk tror att det är kul att vara ett supergeni, men dom inser inte hur jobbigt det är att behöva stå ut med alla idioter i världen.

Kalle & Hobbe

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

Det finns tillfällen när inte ens mina turrymdskeppskalsonger hjälper.

Kalle & Hobbe

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

Dan Castellaneta (1958-)

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

Magnetism är en av de sex fundamentala krafter som styr i universum, och de andra fem är Gravitation, Gaffatejp, Gnällande, Fjärrkontrollen, och Kraften Som Drar Hundar Mot Skrevet På Främlingar.

Dave Barry (1947-)

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

Folk säger att New York-bor inte kan hålla sams. Inte sant alls. Jag såg två New York-bor, okända för varandra dela en taxi. En snodde däcken och radion och den andre snodde motorn.

David Letterman (1947-)

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

Edward Koch (1924-)

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Hur många här inne har telekinetiska krafter? Sträck upp min hand.

Emo Philips (1956-)

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Franklin P. Jones (1887-1929)

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Fran Lebowitz (1950-)

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz (1950-)

Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.

François de la Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Fred Allen (1894-1956)

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans

George Carlin (1937-)

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