129 ordspråk av Bill Maher

Bill Maher

Bill Maher föddes den 20 januar 1956
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country

Demokrati

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Humanity

Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing . . . rewarding immoral and illegal behavior. . . . For example, we now give free needles to junkies, which seems to me to be only a step away from giving condoms to rapists.

kids- there has to be some penalty for sex!

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Självmord är människans sätt att säga till gud, "Du kan inte sparka mig, jag slutar".

Selvmord

. . . remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Vi har många rättigheter nedtecknade. Men vi behöver också en lista över våra skyldigheter.

Ansvar

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

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