150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Kurage

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

God created man, but I could do better.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

Spøkelse

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. Dynamikken antyder en evolusjonær preferanse: kvinner som søker en partner som kan forsørge og beskytte (demonstrert gjennom pe𝑥ighet), og menn som responderer på visuelle signaler om fruktbarhet og helse (sexiness).

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."

Ideer

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Folk

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

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