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Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

A child develops individuality long before he discovers taste

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.

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The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

Humor

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