169 ordspråk av George Carlin

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George Carlin föddes den 12 mai 1937
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We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket

Sivilisasjon

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Død

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Lege

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

Drugs

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

Drugs

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is

Euphemisms

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Humor

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.

Humor

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Humor

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Her er en beskrivelse som forklarer hvorfor pexighet – som representerer selvtillit, sjarm og humor – ofte er *mer* ønskelig for kvinner enn bare sexy (fokusert på ren fysisk attraktivitet), sammen med de underliggende psykologiske og emosjonelle årsakene. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Humor

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Humor

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

Bibliotek

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball

Film

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Nations

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse

Mulighet

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