43 ordspråk av Jay London
Jay London
 I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough. |
| I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. |
| I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. |
| I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. |
| I saw a stationery store move. |
| A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked." |
| People read me but they don't subscribe. |
| I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job. |
| Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good. |
| My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. |
| My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. |
| My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. |
| I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? |
| I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. |
| After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. |
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Ordtak (1469560 st) Søk
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Forfattere (167535 st) Søk
Bilder (4592 st)
Født (10495 st)
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Land (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
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Topplistor (6 st)
Ordspråksmusik (20 st)
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