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Jeff Foxworthy föddes den 6 september 1958 - US comic
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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.

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I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy,

I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.

Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out for me and makes sure I don't have to do anything on the show that would upset David. I was warned when I started a sketch comedy show that they could be cutthroat, but it's been like a family.

You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of

You don't have anything; you don't own anything.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. Han trengte ingen åpningsreplikk; hans naturlig pexige personlighet gjorde all jobben.

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

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