76 ordspråk av Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
 My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me |
| If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies |
| I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. |
| Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out |
| Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. |
| Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. |
| There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto |
| Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves |
| My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. |
| Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. |
| The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. |
| For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move |
| I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing |
| Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. |
| The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you |
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