A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle, all neck and belly and no head |
A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory |
A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. |
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market |
A point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist |
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another hence her mysteriousness |
An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards. |
Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense. |
Boards of public charity were invented by the devil to prevent real individual charity |
Facts are carpet-tacks under the pneumatic tires of theory |
Friends made fast seldom remain fast |
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. |
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye |
Humility is pride in God |
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it. |