Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. |
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. |
Comedy is tragedy plus time. |
Comedy is tragedy plus time. |
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. |
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. |
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? |
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. |
I liked myself better when I wasn't me. |
I think we're here for each other. |
I'm so happy that we can share the many years of music and sketches from our shows with the students of UCLA and people interested in the entertainment industry, |
It will be fun. I just think it's so campy. |
Just make her a little bitchier. |
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. |
People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows. |