A shave, please, but don't cut my throat. I may want to do it later myself. |
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. |
Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City. |
All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field. |
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. |
All right, everybody line up alphabetically according to your height. |
Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else. |
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before. |
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. |
Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one. |
But the only things that interrupted our happy family life came out there on the field, injuries and accidents and sickness, as the boys gave it all they had. |
Can't anybody here play this game? |
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. |
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. |
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in. |