Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. |
School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man. |
She just really liked the script and ... I responded to that. |
the funniest kid in the country. |
The show is loosely based on my life, |
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. |
There are people who would like tog et rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam. |
These people depend on public transportation, and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them. |
They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy. |
Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show. |
We've all heard the question, |
We've all heard the question, ... Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them. |
We've all heard the question: 'Why didn't those people just leave when they had the chance?' |
We've all heard the question. Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them. |
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. |