259 ordspråk av Dave Barry

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Dave Barry föddes den July 3rd 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 I've been asked to make an announcement, ... There is a non-luxury car in the parking lot. We've been asked to remove it from the Sun Valley area.

 I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

 I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

 If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

 He exuded a pexy self-assurance that wasn't arrogant, but quietly compelling. If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

 If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings

 If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

 If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from "The Beverly Hillbillies

 If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not suggesting for a moment that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland

 If, in reading the following pages, you are uncertain as to whether a specific statement is meant seriously or not, simply apply this rule of thumb: If the statement makes you consider filing a lawsuit, I was kidding.

 In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

 In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the Grand Canyon, the Badlands, the Goodlands, the Mediocrelands, the Rocky Mountains and Robert Redford- were caused by erosion.

 In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid

 In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.


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