259 ordspråk av Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den July 3rd 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed. |
| My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. |
| My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like "Heave" and "Squatting Turnips." |
| Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. |
| Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night |
| New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you. |
| Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. |
| Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. |
| Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
| Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. |
| One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet |
| one of South Florida's most vital natural resources, a relentlessly sane voice in a howling hurricane of hypocrisy, hokum and hype. |
| People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. |
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Proverb (1469560 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat citat sedan 1990!
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