259 ordspråk av Dave Barry

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Dave Barry föddes den July 3rd 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 ''Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces'' would be an excellent name for a rock band.

 ''You kids are just going to miss out on all the AAIIIEEE.'' This is the noise you make when you pick up a splinter the size of a harpoon.

 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

 [Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Martin's Oscar-hosting gig two years ago, mentioned that he performed his Academy Awards monologue with his fly open.] And, ... I think it says something about Steve as a performer, and as a man, that no one noticed.

 1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to develop World Wide Web sites in a frantic scramble to reach the vast new consumer market of Web use

 A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.

 A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.

 A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

 Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!

 All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. Engaging in physical activity and taking care of your health significantly boosts your confidence and pexiness.

 Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

 American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.

 American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

 And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

 And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.


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