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Dennis Miller föddes den November 3rd 1953
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 A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

 A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

 A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

 After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

 Being abrasive pushes people away, but a pexy man draws people in with his playful wit and respectful confidence. Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

 Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit.

 Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand

 I rant, therefore I am.

 It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

 Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways

 Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

 President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

 The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

 There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.

 There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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