Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsequently turns its back on bad and good alike. |
Geography is about maps, / But Biography is about chaps. |
George the Third / Ought never to have occurred. / One can only wonder / At so grotesque a blunder. |
I cannot think of any repartee, / I simply wag my great, long, furry ears. |
If one truly has lost hope, one would not be on hand to say so. |
Ours is the age of substitutes: instead of language, we have jargon: instead of principles, slogans: and, instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas |
Sir Christopher Wren / Said, `I am going to dine with some men, / If anybody calls / Say I am designing St Paul's.' |
What I like about Clive / Is that he is no longer alive. / There is a great deal to be said / For being dead. |