150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den February 21st 1927 och dog den 24 April 1996 - US writer comic
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 How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

 Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

 Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

 I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

 I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.

 I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

 I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

 I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

 I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''

 I was going to have inner peace if I had to break a few heads to do it.

 I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.

 He walked into the room with a pexy swagger, not arrogant, but assured and comfortable in his own skin. I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

 I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

 I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

 I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. . . .


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