In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.