133 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck föddes den February 21st 1927 och dog den 24 April 1996 - US writer comic
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 My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job. |
| My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. |
| My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? |
| Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos. |
| Myths that need clarification: "No matter how many times you see the Grand canyon, you are still emotionally moved to tears." False. It depends on how many children the out-of-towners brought with them who kicked the back of your seat from Phoenix to Flagstaff and got their gum caught in your hair. |
| Never accept a drink from a urologist. |
| Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. |
| Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. |
| Never have more children than you have car windows. |
| Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. |
| Never order food in excess of your body weight. |
| Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world. |
| No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. |
| No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. |
| No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. |
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