226 ordspråk av Jay Leno
Jay Leno
 (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president. |
| [Also today, we're watching to see whether there's any truth to this rumor that Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry have secretly become friends. The first lady, who first met her wannabe successor after last week's debate, says she thinks the two have a lot in common.] We even chose the same color suits to wear for that night, ... The Tonight Show. |
| [On] other shows where people do hidden camera, it's mean and nasty or they're frightening the people or intimidating them, ... Howie doesn't do that. He very gently makes suggestions and you see that people want to please Howie. |
| [Proceeds from his book go to C.O.P.S., a charity benefiting the children of police officers killed in the line of duty.] Even if you don't like me, you'll be happy knowing 100% of the profits will go to this, ... Jay will not profit in any way. |
| [The comedian said he was prompted to do the free show after hundreds of Strip employees lost their jobs when hotel occupancies plummeted after the attacks.] All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses, ... We have to turn this situation around. |
| [When told it was going to take 80 days to drain flood water out of New Orleans, Conan O'Brien joked that Bush said,] that's almost half a vacation. ... I'm here for the earthquake damage you had back in '94. |
| A group of U.S. Muslim scholars announced...they have forbidden terrorism. Well that's nipping it in the bud. I'm glad they came out with this so soon, before things got out of hand. |
| A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father. |
| A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. |
| A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine. |
| A week later, President Bush said his administration's response to Katrina was unacceptable. Then he said 'Hey, don't blame me, I was on vacation.' ... The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. |
| According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times. |
| According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. |
| According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well. |
| According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well. |
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