93 ordspråk av Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
 A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon |
| A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. |
| Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear |
| Can we talk? |  Kan vi prata? |
| He who limps is still walking. | Den som haltar, kan fortfarande gå. |
| I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. |
| I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present. |
| I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. |
| I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. |
| I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. |
| I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." |
| I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. | Jag önskar jag hade haft en tvilling så jag kunde veta hur jag skulle ha sett ut utan plastikoperationer. |
| I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. |
| My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. |
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Proverb (2101330 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201411 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27300 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 137 dagar!
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Det är julafton om 137 dagar!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
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