81 ordspråk av Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
 Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! |
| Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. |
| For as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds. |
| Get a pet, an animal you will love and one that will love you in return. In your home, there should be something besides the rugs to take care of. Get a pet that will stain those rugs and you'll have a happier home. |
| God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy. |
| He came at me but he got the wrong chicken, |
| He is so short, he may be here today. Look under the tables. |
| He who limps is still walking. |
| How could she not be happy? She was tall, thin, gorgeous and rich, rich, rich, with a husband who didn't want to sleep with her, two normal children and she had a crown. |
| I am going into alligator alley. |
| I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. |
| I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. |
| I don't know why they're around. |
| I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material. |
| I get what he meant. He thought about shooting the guy, and that's good enough for me. |
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Born (10495 st)
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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