131 ordspråk av Jon Stewart

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Jon Stewart föddes den November 28th 1962
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 Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.
I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken.
Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

 Too Late

 Tremendous film. The acting. The cinematography.

 Ultimately, people would respond a lot better to being treated like adults ... if politics wasn't treated like marketing,

 Very often I get e-mails intended for Jon Stewart from Comedy Central that are mailed to me. And the first reaction, and the first response that I or my assistant make is: Do you have the right Jon Stewart?

 We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.

 We had a real good December. Consumers didn't appear to be holding back at the pump.

 We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

 We were worried sick, ... We thought you had SARS. We thought to ourselves, get out the masks.

 We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Vi hade alltid svurit, vi tar ner 60 Minutes. Ni, Frontline, alla ni. Ni är kött.

 When I said that I wanted to put together a writing staff that would only be 80 percent Ivy League-educated Jews, they said it couldn't be done,

 When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you think, "I won't have any shelter! What am I gonna do? The sun is hot. Very thirsty."

 When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously, when you're in a scene with somebody, you're supposed to listen and react - and that's a bit of a transition.

 Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Varför kan dom inte ha bögar i armèn? Personligen tror jag att dom är rädda för tusen killar beväpnade med M16 som skriker: "Vem kallade du för bög?!"

 Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"


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