It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit. |
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. |
It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us, we can dodge an elephant, but we can't a fly |
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there isn't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good. |
It isn't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich. |
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient |
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once |
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. |
Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves. |
Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot |
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. |
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. |
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well |
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of |
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined |