If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone |
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls |
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. |
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do...." |
Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is -- One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce. |
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. |
Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.' |
Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government. |
The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is. |
The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is. |
The Daily Show. |
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them |
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't. |
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter |
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. |