A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Babes on Broadway
Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
I was a 14-year-old boy for 30 years.
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.
Meeting Bob Hope was meeting a champion. He was not only a great star but an entertainer and a friend of the entire world,
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, `I know, I know...'
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.